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"Something, something, Pa RUM pum pum pumthats how it song goes right? I think Im missing the part about the soldier somewhere buthold on Iyea Im going to puke. Okay, better. I couldnt tell you what all that rumming and pumming is about, but I will tell you this. I love rum. Its on my list every Christmas. Coincidentally I have a cousin Timmy whos tiny and he loves rum too. Youll find us out on the corner Christmas Eve, not because were poor, because were drunk - we have no idea where we are. Buy this Heavy Blend Hoodie for us. Mostly for Timmy."

"The city of angels they call it! Well, Ive been to this holy city time and time again, and unless these angels are doubling as men dressed in rags, holding Cash for Grass signs on the corner of every intersection, I havent seen a damn one! Still, you gotta respect when it comes to Los Angeles. Birthplace to some of the greatest rappers. Home to some of the most exclusive celebrities. And workplace for some of the greatest ballers to ever hit the court. Its called La La Land for a reason. Buy this Heavy Cotton T-Shirt and represent this dream city."

"Whats in the box, man? Alright fine, well just keep guessing until we get it right. Is it a huge Teddy Bear? No. Is it one of those big boxes that have a box inside of another box inside of another smaller box, and by the time you get to the last box you find out the gift is like, really little? No? I love those, its like magic. So it's not a teddy bear and its not a magic trick. Then what is it? And why is it stuck to your belt buckle? Geez man is it your - ? No, keep it. Maybe just wear this Heavy Blend Hoodie to let people know youve got a big gift?"

"Whoever told you that dinosaurs died thousands and thousands of years ago is a well he told you the truth. But were bringing them back! Thats right on this joyous time of the year, weve decided to bring back to life one of the most joyous creatures in the history of the world! Weve brought back the vicious, tyrannical dinosaurs! And weve put them on this lovely Heavy Blend Hoodie! Wow, what a great gift this would be to your loved ones! Were modest so we wont gloat. Were kidding, this Heavy Blend Hoodie is awesome! Have a Merry freaking Christmas!"

"You guys know the greeting. You guys know the widely accepted salutation on the widely joyous and wonderful day: Merry Christmas. What could be wrong with something so right? How could someone be offended by such a jolly acknowledgement of the hands down best holiday of the year?! Well, Ill tell you who The bears. Sure theyre at least three times our size. Sure theyd eat us on site - I mean seriously, maul our faces off, no questions asked. But theyre sensitive creatures! So we made this Heavy Blend Hoodie. Wear it and dont get your face mauled off."

A lot of people out there like to have that ugly Christmas sweater. A lot of people want to have a really cute Christmas sweater. Some are for men, some are for women. Why not get something that everyone can wear and is both incredibly cute and appropriately ugly as needed - youll fit in anywhere from the office party to a Griswold family gathering with this adorable Pug Reindeer design.

And that is why we ride! The wheelies, the stoppies and the burnouts are what its all about. This cool Life is Crap Why We Ride print is an ideal choice for motorcycle enthusiasts. Vibrant and fun with the right mix of cool, this design makes a style statement that will last a lifetime.

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Can you understand the gardener's life? Can you all dig it? Another pun-inspired gardening shirt by Classicteaze, with roots and all!

Christmas is all around the town and every store and building has decorated for the holiday season.. There are lights everywhere Christmas trees and wreathes all around are covered in snow and ornaments. Nothing else says Christmas than a visit to a gentlemans club. There is nothing like seeing the lights, eating the candy and seeing the girls dressed in holiday lingerie dancing on the poles wishing everyone a Merry Christmas as they strip. Show your love for Christmas and what Christmas offers with this Heavy Blend Hoodie.

Classic Teaze offers a huge variety of printed designs so that you can express yourself wherever you go!!!

Dont Trust Anyone? Hell, I dont need some T-Shirt' to know that. I learned that from my Uncle Tony. He used to steal the tires from my bike all the time. And he was the one buying me the bikes in the first place! Weirdest guy. And I never understood why he would do it until now. He wanted to teach me at a young age to never trust anyone. Ive been systematically switching the places I park my bike ever since. Strange and mysterious way to learn a lesson? Yes. Strange and mysterious looking eye and pyramid on this ' ? Also, yes. Buy it.

Family owned for over 20 years we've got a fantastic selection of product for our customers from funny t shirts to Hometown hoodies. Christian Strong allows you to minister anywhere. Show you're country with Country Strong gear. Weve got Life is Crap because, well it is. Weve got Tactical Tees for our second amendment enthusiasts. Gil McFinn for our fishermen, Meadow Creek for campers, Farmers Life and Garden of Weedin for our growers and Redneck Outfitters for the redneck in all of us. You can Pray for a Cure because we all need to. Whoever you are, whatever you need. Get it at Brisco.

Family owned for over 20 years we've got a fantastic selection of product for our customers from funny t shirts to Hometown hoodies. Whoever you are, whatever you need. Get it at Brisco.

Five teenagers with attitude! That was all it took to spawn Power Rangers into the pop culture juggernaut that it still is today! The original iteration is getting a 21st Century reboot, but it will never take the place of the initial introduction to all things mighty and morphin! They may bear the same names and colors! But for those of you who remember a time when you wished you could hang out at Ernies Juice Bar after school, this cool T-Shirt is for you! Travel back to Angel Grove circa 1993 and declare proudly that Its Morphin Time! Watch out Rita!

For the proud American Redneck! Most of the U.S. is uncharted by Rednecks. Big Bubba marks where most live! We offer a wide selection of design shirts printed right here in the U.S., that allow you to express yourself wherever you go! Show the world your funny side wearing these hilarious Redneck Outfitter designs from Brisco Apparel.

For the proud American Redneck! Rain water to put out a fire! We offer a wide selection of design shirts printed right here in the U.S., that allow you to express yourself wherever you go! Show the world your funny side wearing these hilarious Redneck Outfitter designs from Brisco Apparel.

For the proud American Redneck! X Marks the Spot! We offer a wide selection of design shirts printed right here in the U.S., that allow you to express yourself wherever you go! Show the world your funny side wearing these hilarious Redneck Outfitter designs from Brisco Apparel.

Hands down the most intense game ever invented by man, ever. The final decider of any dispute - a game of rock, paper, scissors, can decide the absolute fate of any man in any given situation. If the representatives of our country were smart, they would apply it to the checks and balances system. If our courts of law were just, it would replace trial by jury. In other countries (less awesome than ours) It should be implemented in parliamentary procedure! Buy this T-Shirt and change the world. Fine, ill play you in rock, paper, scissors for it.

I know what youre thinking. A buddy of mine on the inside actually broke the whole thing down to me - Ill do the same for you. You see the pyramid with the eye in it? It represents the CEO of the organization - he lost an eye in a horrible fencing accident as a child. Which brings us to the sword. He stopped fencing after the accident - hated swords ever since. Which brings us to the snakes. He hates snakes too, so he wrapped them around the swords. Out of spite. So buy this T-Shirt' . Do it for the little boy who lost his eyeAnd his fencing dreams.

If you love Bud Light and can't get enough of their silly Superbowl commercials then this Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt is for you. This is perfect for any champion of beer and for those who say a resounding nay to the world of craft IPA's. What better to enjoy than a nice cold brew in frigid can. What better to enjoy on a hot game day come this February. What better to enjoy than a cold Bud with a bud. This Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt is for just that. Don't be banished to the Pit of Misery, instead say Dilly Dilly with all of your good beer drinking companions of the court.

It doesnt matter who you are or what walk of life you come from police officers are there to Protect and Serve you and your family. They have taken an oath and willingly put their life on the line for you every day. Its a dangerous world and cops experience some of the most dangerous parts of that. Like people some are better than others, some are nicer than others, but were all human and in the end were all Americans and divided we fall, United We Stand.

Its a damn travesty is what it is. It is bad enough that they went ahead and killed all the regular unicorns - they wanna get rid of the chubby ones too? No. I wont stand for it. These chubby bastards have been through enough. Word in the jungle is that during the GUW (Great Unicorn War), hunted unicorns actually bulked up - hoping to disguise themselves as hippos (no one cares about hippos). This shirt is for the sanctity of all life- especially the unicorns! No matter how..chubby theyve gotten! They need our support! Viva la corn!

Life Is Crap offers a huge variety of printed designs so that you can express yourself wherever you go!!!

Listen figuring out reasons why you should wear this rocket surgery Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt ain't rocket surgery! This is one of the biggest tropes ever; it's been used in pretty much all forms of media and art and literature! The brain surgeon and the rocket scientist are hailed as the most highly praised professions. Only the most skilled, qualified and intelligent people can perform those duties! So, like I said; all the reason why you should wear this rocket surgery Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt is not rocket surgery! Trust me, I would know!

Merry Christmas! Wearing fun shirts that are fashionable as well, helps make all of the difference in the spirit of the season. Whether you need an ugly Christmas sweater or something a bit more traditional, our designs make a difference. Help spread Holiday cheer to men and women, kids and teens wherever you go with a fashionable Christmas shirt. For yourself or as excellent gifts for all ages. Merry Christmas to all.

Oh! Ive seen these! I was in a thrift shop the other day and saw one just like it! Gosh, I hope its still there - I dont know why I didnt buy it when I had the chance! What was I thinking? Something this elegant - theres no way someone else hasnt scooped it up! Ugh! It would have looked so splendid in my garden in between the gnomes! Let this be a lesson to you folks. When you see a bargain - when you see something that you want - dont let the opportunity pass you by. Buy this T-Shirt' . Do it because its beautiful. Do it for my lonely gnomes.

Peace! Love! Harmony! Ah, the peace sign has been such a unifying symbol throughout the history of mankind! And theres three of them on this T-Shirt' ! How heart-warming. Ive got the goosies all over just thinking about it! Geez, look at me Im tearing up, give me a momenthold on. Wait just a minute. Whats that in the middle? That eye doesnt look very peaceful if you ask me! Whats going on!? What have they done with the peace sign! Oh god, its so deceiving! Its so evil! Eh, it does look cool though. Buy this ' . For peace! And evil?

Perfect funny gift for anyone who has a sarcastic humor about people in general. We offer a wide selection of graphic design shirts printed right here in the U.S., that allow you to express yourself wherever you go! Show the world your funny side wearing this humorous design from Brisco Apparel.

Philippians 4:13 - "I can do all this through Christ who gives me strength." Through God all things are possible. We know this, but sometimes it's hard to remember it on a daily basis. Expand your Christian ministry and remind yourself that He who is in you is greater than he who is in the world with this simple yet fashionable reminder that your strength comes from God. Put on your shirt alongisde the whole armor of God and let everyone you meet know that you're strong - Jesus Strong.

Plant Manager of her garden, not a factory. There is no other occupation like gardening, the employee is always happy and smiling. In the garden, your thoughts grow as freely as the flowers and the accomplishments are beautiful!

Put that away, man! Someone might see it, you dont know whos watching! They told us that there were only two rules when we joined. The first rule was not to talk about it. The second rule was not to talk about it! WaitI think Im thinking of that other club we joined. Whats this pyramid and eye thing again? Is it for that support group we go to about our smelly - no? Well, if its not a support group then what the hell is it? What else could it - oh, right. That. Yeathats Wednesdays right? Alright cool. Buy this T-Shirt' , Ill see you then.

Riding motorcycles is fun but once every few days your ride will let you down and you will be left cursing in the wind. Life is Crap and you have got to walk the rest of the way! This great Motorcycle Flat print by Life is Crap is an ideal match for your fun personality. Its the little things in life that turn it to crap and this design is sure to make you feel better.

Rock your motivation with Brisco. Sometimes we need a little positive motivation to get through our day. Why not bring that inspiration and positive energy where ever you go? Now you can with the Make It Happen tee. This garment from Brisco Apparel provides you with encouragement keep pushing forward! Design elements make for a bold, confident statement..

The Brisco Apparel Company is a family owned business located in beautiful rural Ramseur, North Carolina. For over 2 years we have continued to provide the most competitive pricing and proficient customer service in the apparel industry, Whether you're looking for a design to help further your Christian ministry, represent your local area or just make your friends laugh we have something for you!

There is an ancient, very secretive group of powerful people who are watching your every move. Every time you get up at night to get yourself a warm glass of milk - they know about it. Any time you go to your best friends house to watch a movie or something and then end up ordering a pizza? They know. Every time that you sneeze, cough, burp, fart, go to the bathroom - number one OR number two - THEY KNOW. Theyre your parents, cmon they know everything. Who did you think I was talking about? Just buy this T-Shirt' and keep that stuff to yourself man.

They say that home is where the heart is. Sometimes when we leave our home town, our heart aches for everything familiar. It almost like it's calling you back...Remember they can take you out of Las Vegas, NV, but they can't take the Las Vegas, NV out of you.

This is absolutely nuts. I have the very same thing tattooed on my lower back. Line for line. The very same lion that is on this T-Shirt' is on the small of my back. Cool as hell, right? No, Im a dude, why are you asking? What do you mean guys dont get tattoos on their lower backs? Screw you man - guy next to me got the same one. Yea, we were holding hands while we did it - tattoo hurt like hell! We were supporting each other! What are you trying to say man? I dont like your attitude. Im giving you a pass, Ill let you buy this ' anyway.

This shirt will always be in classic. Your shirts are a statement and so is this one! Whether you prefer something with funny sayings or something trendy, wearing this will make sure everyone around can gets your message. Wearing a shirt with a funny quotes to gamer shirts, your clothing makes a statement and make the people around you smile. Do what you can to express yourself and spread fun spirit wherever you go!

This shirt will always be in classic. Your shirts are a statement and so is this one! Whether you prefer something with funny sayings or something trendy, wearing this will make sure everyone around can gets your message. Wearing a shirt with a funny quotes to gamer shirts, your clothing makes a statement and make the people around you smile. Do what you can to express yourself and spread fun spirit wherever you go!!

This wolf is a pretty big deal. And for good reason. No one knows his name because well, no ones had the chance to ask. Also, hes a wolf and he cant speak Englishso theres that too. But yea, hes pretty epic. He saved a school of children from a raging fire. He gets the entire office coffee on Mondays. I mean, theres not too many of us but let me tell you, Suzys order alone is enough to get a Noble Peace. Apparently wolves cant get nominated for the award, so we figured the least we could do is make this T-Shirt' for him. Buy it and support.

Trapped in the middle with a couple of cats closing in! Who would want to be Jerry stuck between two Toms in this scenario? Life is surely crap and the best bet is to close your eyes. A hysterical design from Life is Crap, it is a wardrobe essential this season.

When you go to the gym how is it that you are the only one in the place training so hard? It's because you are trying to accomplish something you know they won't be able to do! You are trying to become a super saiyan. The training to go super saiyan is one of the hardest things to do; it requires incredible determination, strength and skill. This super saiyan training Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt is perfect for when you are at the gym and you are showing grim resolve to become one of the strongest beings in the universe!